He would be this one.
AND he would come in black and silver!
Okay, so I should pretty much just call Riff-Raff a shoe blog (at least as far as my posts go). The truth is, I am just ridiculously obsessed with shoes.
And this pair in particular is utterly divine: the edginess of a boot with the airiness of a sandal.
The 4" heel is a perfect height in my opinion (puts me right at 6ft), and the patent has just the right amount of sheen (obnoxiously shiny patent leather is never a good look).
Now I just have to decide which color I like best...and come up with $119 dollars.
Nine West Yung Boot, $119
Smile for me, baby.